y stl m vwls gv thm bck (manjumymanji) wrote in udu,
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Don't die, community! REVIVEREVIVEREVIVE

50 Cent P.I.M.P. parody
Written because I'm sick of people being repulsed with the fashion because it contains the word 'lolita'. ^^

Go-Su-Ro-Ri
I don't know what you heard about me
But no Humbert lay a hand on me
Under the petti, that you can't see
'Cause I'm a motherfucking Gosu-Loli
(2x)

Now some people seem to have a misconception
They seem to think this lace be some contraption
To allow old men to somehow be able to caption
Me as an innocent thing to use in traction
To advance some not-so-innocent fantasies
Where my knickers don't quite reach to my knees
They don't understand that I only aim to please
Mana, the EGL Queen, not any bum that sees
My white stockings, my parasol, my lace headdress
My hair primped in ribbons and perfect finesse
I'm not that girl that seeks boys to impress
I'm that girl that dresses to express
I could care less of the stereotypes you think
I can still kick ass dressed in frilly pink
Look, darling, this is simple, you can't see
You fucking with me, you fucking with a Gosu-Loli


I don't know what you heard about me
But no Humbert lay a hand on me
Under the petti, that you can't see
'Cause I'm a motherfucking Gosu-Loli
(2x)

I'm 'bout my style you see, boy you could holla at me
But if you fucking with me, know I'm a Gosuloli
Not from that book by Vladi, nor from the movie
Lolita isn't me, bitch I'm a Gosuloli
Shout those taunts to me, if you're curious to see
How it feels to be beat by a Gosuloli
These shoes may not be, the scariest you've seen
But they still hurt like fuck, when aimed at your peepee (XD)
So relax, stop making fun and we could have a ball
You'll find out that loli isn't bad at all
We could sew, find look-alikes at the mall
If you're planning a tea party, I'm the one to call
I'll be there in innocuous heels five inch tall
If your clothes ever tear, I'll sew 'em, they big or small
But remember, if I ever catch you again talking shit
I'll make sure that you'll never walk again, BITCH

I don't know what you heard about me
But no Humbert lay a hand on me
Under the petti, that you can't see
'Cause I'm a motherfucking Gosu-Loli
(2x)


Too lazy to finish~ ^^; blegh maybe later. (or someone else finish?)
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